Interpreting for the Foreign and Commonwealth Office and other clients in Westminster over the last twenty years has provided me with a wealth of experience. I feel very privileged to have been able to interpret for so many visiting dignitaries, Ministers of State, Secretary of State and even a Prime Minister. However, these assignments cannot fill this blog or any other space where I choose to write because the meetings and visit programmes that I worked on included conversations that were private and confidential. Respecting such confidentiality is key if people are to speak candidly and achieve real understanding of contentious issues. British interlocutors and visiting guests of government also feel that they can trust the people in their  immediate circle around them. Trust and respect are essential for an honest interpreter. The other benefit is that people relax and so they feel that they can speak their mind. Again, this is conducive to free and easy communication. Since the interpreters’ motto is “Universal Understanding” you must work to guarantee that the interpreting conditions are the best that they can be.

I do not regret not “spilling the beans” on this conversation or on that meeting because that was not and is not part of my job description. Also, in the early years I have had to improve my interpreting skills and there were meetings or visits where I learned to up my game the hard way. I was harshly criticised or I did not take control of the situation.  Equally, there were other visits where I was showered with praise from start to finish and the compliments boosted my confidence for weeks on end.

Very often the people who are pressuring you to divulge information or tell an anecdote know nothing or very little about the interpreting process. Therefore, you have to educate such people or let them down gently. Alternatively, you may be dealing with peers who wish that you prove exactly who are interpreting for so they have a measure of the regard in which you are or are not held. You have to stand firm here and simply be discreet. I also think that “bragging” about who you interpreted for is something for the immature and star-struck. The more VIPs you interpret for, the more you calm down.

It is precisely because I have been interpreting in and around Westminster for so long that I am now on speaking terms with certain British interlocutors and clients. It means that we are able to reflect on past guests, meetings and visits. That has helped me put things into perspective. If I am to continue enjoying such privileged work I must continue to provide clients with the degree of discretion and professionalism that they have seen from me to date and expect to see in the future. So you can see I am not the only one who strolls around my secret garden and enjoys the sweet scent of the roses.

Backing up your computer files and data cannot be done often enough in my opinion. To that end I would like to sing the praises of Crashplan and Crashplan Pro.  I first heard of Crashplan through a colleague who recommended it to me, as well as other software. The recommendations were not so appropriate for my needs but Crashplan was just right. I was keen to get some sort of back-up software in place because the same colleague warned me, “There are two types of people in this world: those who back-up and those who mean to back-up……”  Since those chilling words I have had two ACMs (awful computer moments) and on both occasions Code 42, the company behind the Crashplan software, has saved me. Email

ACM No.1

The first grisly moment was in October 2016. My computer was attacked by a crypto-virus after I carelessly opened a spam email. Fortunately, my local computer repair shop, Blue Gnome Computers, gave me good advice over the telephone and were able to book in my virus-infected patient very quickly. The full service took a while but as I had backed up all my computer’s content to Crashplan I was able to repopulate my clean computer with my original files and programmes. There remained a small batch of invoices that was lost forever and I was unable to set a profile photo on my computer but apart from that my ACER made a 90% complete recovery.

ACM No.2

Last summer  I opted to upgrade to Crashplan Pro because I do use my computer for buisness affairs 80% of the time. Last week, my ACER did not switch off properly for some reason and the next time that I tried to switch it on all that I got was a blue screen. I was terrified. So, once again, I rushed my patient to Blue Gnome. Another service was performed. The good news was that no files were ever compromised  but while my ACER was in ‘A&E’ again I used my lovely Samsung S7 mobile phone to access essential files on my computer and prepare VAT accounts. Such was my efficiency that I sent my accountant the information that he requested one day earlier than expected. He and I were quite chuffed with that.

I have extended my love of backing up to my mobile phone. I have a MEEM now. It is a charger and USB stick combined so your phone is backed up while it recharges overnight. Of course, I have no way of knowing whether the back-up has fully worked until I lose or break my S7 but it brings me peace of mind. It’s a bit like insurance really: once insured behave as if you’re not insured. So, once backed-up, keep on backing up.

Here are the links to the heroes mentioned above.    https://www.crashplan.com   and   http://www.bluegnomecomputers.com

First Impressions of Trados

Back in 2008 when I first bought Trados 2007 I had high hopes. Unfortunately I found the software very difficult to get on with. The illustrations for the icons and commands were quite arbitrary and meant nothing to me. I did not understand the logic of the procedure. The Trados training which should have unravelled the impenetrability of the software was worse. I paid a lot of money to walk away with a headache and felt quite, quite confused. The useless trainer informed me that I need to practise with Trados 2007 everyday for 15 minutes in order to get the hang of it. I tried but I gave up and continued translating with Word.

Second Impressions

Six years later a translating opportunity came up which I did not wish to lose and it meant buying Trados Freelance Studio 2014. Although I was initially apprehensive, I researched the new software much more than Trados 2007 and I was delighted to see how much it had improved. I took a big breath and bought Studio 2014. I did not make use of all the add-ons. I just restricted myself to being familiar with TFRS 2014 and quite soon I was getting a lot of translation work. So, it paid for itself. Recently, when a client informed me that it needed its team of translators to upgrade to Trados 2017 I was more than happy to do it. Apparently, the latest software is much better than Studio 2014 but I have not yet had the time to dig down into it and discover its treasures. I look forward to doing so.

For those of you interested in discovering Trados’s user-friendly software, here is the link: www.sdltrados.com

Just when I thought that things on the Brexit front were getting rather hair-raising I see Catalonian secessionists do their dam best to wreck their own nation and Spain. I sincerely hope that in the 21st December elections the ‘silent majority’ of Catalonia make their voice well and truly heard so that Spain goes back to being united and peaceful. It is vital for Catalonia’s and Spain’s prosperity. My fingers are tightly crossed!

I am new to blogging and this was supposed to go up on 25th July but what with workloads, holiday preparations and holding together one’s marbles just long enough before going away on said holiday I didn’t get round to it. So here it is now.

25th July 2017

I am a ‘remainer’. There, I have said it and nailed my colours to the mast. This is not what an interpreter or translator should do. You are supposed to spend your time being neutral and impartial. However, the interpreter’s motto is ‘Universal Understanding’ and if some of that could be brought to bear on the United Kingdom right now I think that it would go a long way.

However, that is advice that I need to take myself. Ever since 24th June 2016 I have been convinced that things need not have been the way that they turned out. When I heard the result of the ‘Brexit’ referendum that Friday morning I was adamant that if the 30-33% of the British public who did not vote had voted then the result would have been completely different. Discussing matters with family, friends and colleagues over the intervening year did not dissuade me from my point of view. I walked about thinking “What if?” Basically, I refused to accept defeat and hoped that a ‘Breversal’ would come about, especially after April’s general election result.

Then, last week (18th July 2017) I saw something curious on the cover of ‘The Economist’. ‘Our Annual Supplement: The World If’ was the heading. I was intrigued so I bought it. Reading the ‘What If’ pages I spotted a graph entitled ‘What if everyone had voted in the Brexit Referendum?’ I was sure that I was about to be vindicated but as I looked down I saw that had there been a full turn-out it would not have made much difference, at least in The Economist’s estimation. The Leave campaign would still have won. The accompanying article, ‘The Battle Beyond Brexit’ did nothing to quell my fears about our fate in the short and medium term.

Reading this week’s (25th July 2017) ‘Economist’ gave my remaining heart a little bit of hope because it would seem that 52% of British voters want a soft Brexit. I hope so. Right now I don’t care too much whether the UK negotiates EEA membership, EFTA membership, a customs union or a free trade deal, just as long as we get negotiating and provide certainty for all the people and companies who need it. I am all in favour of long transitional arrangements because uncoupling ourselves from a trade block that we have been trading with for over forty-four years is going to take some time.